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bogleech:

I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated and goes to prison and everyone agrees they’re a sick maniac

Posted 2 hours ago with 4842 notes

plaguedocboi:

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Babe if I had the option to live underwater I wouldn’t want to resurface either

Posted 3 hours ago with 72902 notes

shitposting-extraordinaire:

muclunga:

memento-mariii:

clownfall:

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Posted 3 hours ago with 964 notes

betterwithpulp:

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What was the visual deemed important enough to feature on the FIRST print edition of Dracula?


LIZARD FASHION!

Posted 3 hours ago with 103 notes

eightyonekilograms:

lovelanguageisolate:

Me scrolling through reciprocity.io for the first time and realizing I already know a good number of people there: my gosh—eventually, there will be nerd-specific STIs.

H. G. Wells was correct that humanity would ultimately bifurcate into two species, but failed to anticipate that the feminized nymphs who play, frolic and make out all day, and the cave-dwelling engineers who fear the light would actually be one and the same.

Posted 3 hours ago with 103 notes

eightyonekilograms:

lovelanguageisolate:

Me scrolling through reciprocity.io for the first time and realizing I already know a good number of people there: my gosh—eventually, there will be nerd-specific STIs.

H. G. Wells was correct that humanity would ultimately bifurcate into two species, but failed to anticipate that the feminized nymphs who play, frolic and make out all day, and the cave-dwelling engineers who fear the light would actually be one and the same.

Posted 3 hours ago with 16 notes
vomitdistrict asked:

friend spotted at the bus stop

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matrixonvhsanddvd:

“Discount Lights” oh this is so sick. I really really like the colors on this one, it makes it look so cute. Thanks for sending !!

Posted 3 hours ago with 1660 notes

opuhe-deactivated20230302:

grox:

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are you ready to jerk off everywhere and cum everywhere?

Posted 13 hours ago with 12852 notes

matrixonvhsanddvd:

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

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